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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

an extra few gallons of gas

I stopped by the gas station to fill up my car, and went inside to see if I could buy a five-gallon can to fill with gas for future emergency purposes.

Me: "Do you have any five-gallon gas cans?"
Station Attendant 1: "Are you out of gas?!"
Me: "No, I -"
Station Attendant 2: "You're out of gas?!"
Me: "No, the car's -
Station Attendant 1: "You're not out of gas?"
Me: "No, the car's fine. I'm fine. I just want to buy a can to put gas in."
Station Attendant 2: "What for? You're not out of gas?"
Me: "No, it's in case of an emergency."
Station Attendant 2: "Oh, for the future."
Me: "Right. Do you have any?"
Station Attendant 1: "We have one-gallon and two-gallon containers. Where're you going to put it? In the car?"
(Both laugh resoundingly)
Me: (Disdainfully) "And get in an accident and have my car blow up? No. I'll put it in the garage."
The conversation continued for another 10 minutes while I convinced them that this was not the weirdest thing they had ever experienced. They found a two-gallon container, dusted it off, demonstrated repeatedly how to use it, and then charged me 16 bucks. For a container that holds two gallons of gas. I fill up my entire tank for less than that. Bah.

Friday, February 20, 2009

adding visuals

I'm beginning to think that my program director has a vendetta against me. Last month's professional development I was relegated to Tracking Data 101 with the first years who were too swamped with surviving each day to figure out what to teach their students. Not that I'm the most amazing teacher, but I've progressed beyond that point. This month I'm assigned to go to a class whose purpose is "how to incorporate visuals into your lessons." I'm supposed to bring in a lesson that I want to improve by adding visuals. Visuals? Into my lessons? Let's think about this. I teach 4- and 5- year olds. Would it be more effective to teach them about apples by showing them an apple or by bringing in a picture of an apple? All my teaching is done with objects. I teach math by using little dinosaurs and sharks and tiny people whose arms and legs move (a little). I teach science by letting them dig around in the dirt and plant seeds as make sand castles. Literacy is composed of stringing letters onto necklaces to make their names. I've been teaching all about construction for the last three weeks. Should I really take the toy saws, drills, screws, nails, levels, screwdrivers, hammers, blueprints, hardhats, dumptrucks, cranes, rollers, bulldozers, etc., out of the dramatic play center and post pictures of various tools and trucks? Honestly. I don't think adding visuals to my lessons is going to improve my instruction. I've already made all the visuals I need. If they really want to help improve instruction, they could improve the manipulatives. Some of my rhyming objects (tree, bee; mouse, house) have gone missing; the cash from the cash register is getting a little torn up; and one student was fixing the wooden stop light with such energy that the claw separated from the handle of the hammer. My students are also fascinated with jackhammers - maybe because it's so fun to vibrate your entire body and add the sound effects - it would be nice to get something like that from a professional development. But really. Adding visuals to my lesson plans? What are they thinking? Maybe the Tracking Data 102 class was already full.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

applying the standards

Today during center time I looked across the classroom and saw Dayonia and Chidiebere stand up from the math table, put their hands on each other's shoulders, and lean towards each other. I thought they were going to kiss, and I was about to lay down the law about kissing in the classroom (there've been a few outbreaks of kissing in the classroom). However, they didn't kiss, so I held my tongue and watched. They tilted their heads up as far as they could, pressed their chins together, and moved their hands straight out from their eyebrows while saying, "no, I'm taller." Apparently they were trying to see who was tallest, but they haven't quite gotten the technique down. But at least they were using mathematical terms comparing size, so I can mark that down as evidence of Voluntary State Curriculum Standard 2.A.3.b. in case an administrator wants proof of what my students are learning in school. And I'm glad they weren't kissing.

Friday, February 13, 2009

jello hearts

Mom sent me a Valentines Day package, and reminded me of a previous year's package. She had sent these little jello-like hearts that were really thin, and wiggled just like jello. But I wasn't positive. I debated a few days about whether they were jello or not, and I finally decided to eat one to see. It wasn't jello. A roommate came home at about the time of my experiment, and notified me that they were window clings. When I called mom to thank her for the package, I told her of my jello dilemma and resulting experiment. She thought it was hilarious that I could ever make such a mistake. I suppose I learned my lesson. At least I didn't have any side effects from one small window cling inside me.

Friday, February 6, 2009

what was that?

Most of my students struggle to some extent with their verbal ability. Anthony had no ability to make any sounds when he started school in September, and he still knows only a couple words in either Spanish or English. He has trouble putting sounds together. "Good morning" sounds like "G-u-d-mo-r-n-ing." Oluwatosin already has a verbal IEP so I recommended that he be tested for articulation delays. He was tested (a minor miracle) and found that although he did not have six ending sounds (/b/, /l/, /r/, etc) and four middle sounds, he did not need any extra support. Mikea is even worse. She's great with most of the vowel sounds, but she can only say a couple of consonant sounds. So when she needs to use the bathroom, she says "I a ue e eeaaaooo." But, of course, she doesn't qualify for an IEP because she's not two years behind in two academic areas. Oh, she's far enough behind in many areas, but they're not necessarily academic. So she won't receive any help. Most of the other students have difficulty, too, but not as bad as these three. 


This morning I asked the class what they were going to do over the weekend, and then I called on Oluwatosin, Mikea, and Anthony, all in a row. That was a mistake. Oluwatosin said, "I goi to palay wiff my baman gaeboy." Me: "You're going to play with what?" "My baman gaeboy!" (Oluwatosin is good about getting louder when someone doesn't understand what he says.) I was still confused. Another student translated: "His Batman gameboy." Me: "I see. Mikea, what are you going to do?" Mikea: "I oiiiii paaaai ieaaa aes-paaa." Me: "You're going to do what?" Mikea, barely whispering: "I oiiii paaai ieaaa aes-paaa." Me, to the class at large: "What did she say?" Students: "She's going to play with her pink toys." Me: "Oh. Anthony, what are you going to do tomorrow?" Anthony: "Jstoambielyskl Ssthelingle anltiehgnitel adlis stilen vlien liensliavnl elainsle alvienlsilves. Tieslfin tielsfne slinetlsd vlies avoeslrn aoresl aigle glaiers lit alisnl f." Me, nodding intently, focused, and paying great attention: "Uh huh....mmm...wow....that sounds like a fun weekend, Anthony. You're going to play outside?" He nods. No one knows what he said, and he doesn't know what I said, but we all just pretend together.  

The worst is when one of these three want something. Today, for example, Oluwatosin approached me and solemnly asked, "Ms. Mrsa, cn I pidle malvea?" Me: (Pretending I know what he's asking.) "With the blocks?" Oluwatosin: "Yah." Me: (hoping it won't get either of us in trouble later, but not having the time to continue guessing): "Ok." I still have no idea what he wanted. 

One interesting development is that all the students have become very careful about listening to what someone says in case they are needed to translate. Today during circle time Jayson responded to a question about what we could build. He said a word that was either "birdhouse" or "bunny house." The entire class instantly took sides and a heated debate  of the "yes it was!"/"no it wasn't!" type began. Was that an /ir/ or an /un/ sound in the middle? It's hard to tell. Jayson didn't even know. I ruled that it was "birdhouse" and moved on to something else before tears, fists, or nasty looks got out of hand. 




Tuesday, February 3, 2009

famous people

Overheard in the hallway outside my classroom:
Student, referring to pictures on a bulletin board: "Look, there's Obama!"
Teacher: "President Obama. Do you recognize anyone else?"
Student: "...................................."
Teacher: "This is Martin Luther King, Jr. And this is George Washington Carver, who gave us peanut butter. Isn't that great? And this is a nurse."

I'm glad that there is a bulletin board in the hallway depicting famous African Americans during Black History Month. But aren't there individuals that impacted our world in more important ways than creating peanut butter and a nameless nurse? Who would be on a bulletin board celebrating European Americans? Or Asian? Or Hispanic?